Just Trying Not to Raise Assholes

Just Trying Not to Raise Assholes — the ultimate parenting mantra for moms, dads, and caregivers who get it.
This tee isn’t just a statement — it’s a community. Whether you co-sleep or cry-it-out, homeschool or public school, gentle parent or tough love — we all share one simple, powerful goal: to raise kind, self-aware, good humans.

Made for the messy, beautiful, honest side of parenting — this shirt celebrates the ones breaking cycles, showing up every day, and teaching empathy one meltdown at a time.

Designed by Better Roots Co., a women-owned brand built by a stay-at-home mom on a mission to break generational patterns and spread real, raw encouragement to families everywhere. A portion of every purchase goes toward addiction recovery treatment centers and domestic violence shelters — because healing homes starts with healing hearts.

Made for parents who are doing their best — not perfect, just present. Whether your family’s gentle, structured, crunchy, or somewhere in between — this shirt represents what unites us all: raising good humans.

Made with premium, soft cotton, this tee pairs perfectly with your coffee-fueled mornings, chaotic school runs, and proud parenting moments.

This shirt isn’t just for one type of parent — it’s for all of us trying our best not to raise assholes.